HOLY SHIT, PEOPLE. HOLY. SHIT.
Everything suddenly makes sense to me. The creation of humanity, its purpose, and… Everything.
I know why humanity exists and I know why the Bible says homosexuality is wrong. Hold your hats and various loose accessories, ladies and gentlemen, because you’re about to be blown away…
Let me ask you all… What did the Bible do by declaring homosexuality an “abomination?” Condemn those who like the same sex? YOU FOOLS. It made homosexuality a forbidden romance. Yes, forbidden romance. Romeo and Juliet type crap. The stuff that all women seem to love. And a romance doesn’t get any more forbidden when it’s considered by the Bible to be “against God.”
Where am I going with this? Just stay with me, here… Alright, what is one of the most popular forms of forbidden romance amongst teen girls, nowadays? You don’t see any of them swooning over that “Where for art thou, Romeo?” crap. No, not at all… Think of a popular series. Think of two males from that series. Google “Male1 x Male2 fanfic.” Welcome to the world of fan fiction, specifically the “yaoi” portion because it is incredibly popular amongst female anime viewers.
So… What does this mean? Isn’t it obvious? God. Is. A. Yaoi. Fan. You read right. Take a moment to take that in. Yup.
Makes sense, huh? The Bible does indeed say homosexuality is an abomination… BECAUSE THAT IS JUST WHAT GOD WANTED YOU TO THINK. Is it actually wrong? Hell no. But God knew what would happen if the Bible said it was. The forbidden romance factor would skyrocket and produce tons of yaoi fanfics in the future. He knew. He fucking knew. That clever bastard. He’s up there now, grinning as he reads a Levi x Eren fanfic (Attack on Titan), and thinking about how fucking clever he is. Humanity? He just needed to get them to the point of yaoi. Why does he no longer show himself or punish the world for its corruptness? He’s too busy reading all that fuckin’ yaoi.
I know, I know. It’s a lot to take in. You only exist because God knew a few of us would eventually write fanfictions. Rough stuff, rough stuff. But, hey, now we can stop debating over this crap, right? Because it has now come full circle.